Spotted on Packaging For an Electronic "Flaming" Lamp

"The dancing flames are like elves in the dark night." How poetic. But I don't remember seeing elves in The Dark Knight, do you?

Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Netflix This Month

TV Shows to be added:

Real Unattractive, Obese Housewives

So You Think You Can Conjugate

MasterChef Junior-Junior: Fetus Edition

The Suburban Drug Dealer Who You're Supposed To Like

Caucasian Lyft Drivers: The Documentary

TV Shows to be removed:

Flip a Coin! The Game Show Where You Flip a Coin!

Pawn Shop Janitors

War Wars

The Suburban Mom Who's A Terrorist You're Supposed To Like

Baby Taxidermist

Movies to be added:

The Gerunding

Sharkvocado!

The Unauthorized Biography of Biographer Kitty Kelley, starring Holly Hunter in a convincing wig

Tad and Amanda Meet on Tinder and Fuck But Never Speak To Each Other Again

Movies to be removed:

The Shining III: Maybe Stephen King Will Like This One

Poison Porpoise: Dolphin of Death

Mafia Plumber

Anachronistic Teenage Sex Comedy!

UAG

From The New Jersey Department of Children and Families: Peer Pressure: Why Follow The Crowd? More Importantly- Why Are You Such A Pussy?

Two EADJ Crappinema Alumni Updates

Any of the twenty or so movies that's had the misfortune of being reviewed on the EADJ Crappinema still holds a special place in our hearts, long after we've given it a cinematic ass-whipping. Such is the case for two past movie gems:

You can read the EADJ Crappinema review of "Happy The Littlest Bunny" here and the review of "Unbeatable Harold" here.

And the upcoming review of "Frankenhood" is still a work in progress. Soon.