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Here Are Your Timesheets For The Week of July 3-8

Hi all. Gabe from accounting here.

I know this has been a short week due to the July 4th holiday, but let me entreat you all to fill out your timesheets before leaving today. Even though we had the day off, we still need to bill our clients for the week, and we need YOUR HELP to keep everything straight (unlike me LOL!).

But semi-seriously, please do your timesheets like good employees do. Here are this week's numbers for you:

74746: Waxing and relaxing

71209: Furiously debating Fresh Prince vs. LL Cool J

03994: Saying "dongle" in an English accent

24424: Explaining to others what you mean by "HuffPo"

83232: IM'ing dirty things to your wife

19928: Not choosing your words wisely

63938: Faking your way through an HTML5 conversation

82348: Quoting the Bible to impress chicks

18762: Cleaning your Neti Pot

94724: Burping your consent

55725: Colorcopying your pits

90098: Recalling the lyrics to "Rappin' Rodney"

Junk 'n Donuts

On a dare from a reader, I agreed to order from that little cart near work that stores donuts at cock-level. If that makes you question this writer's maturity, maybe you shouldn't be reading a blog named "Eat A Dick Joel," smartypants.




Overall, not a harrowing experience, but not a pleasant one either. But at $1 a donut, it's way, way cheaper than ever ordering from that place across the street, Pret A Manger. *shudder*

***Let's Open the EADJ HOLIDAY Mail Sack!***

Two Christmas cards submitted by J'Net:

The first: Embossed, gold-leaf proof that J'Net paid too much for that muffler in Chicago.





Secondly, a card from J'Net's cousin Lisa:


I'm not sure which dog is Christy, but through the magic of deduction, I know one of them has to be Peanut. I started to feel sorry for that 16-year old playing Santa, being forced to take a photo with dogs with cataracts. Then I noticed the "bone snowflakes" and realized that he signed up for that bum gig. Stupid kid.

Hey! Let's play Who Farted with this photo!