This Week in CBS FBI Shows

The following are this week's episode summaries for FBI, FBI: International and FBI: Most Wanted, all airing on CBS:

FBI

S12E06 "Blankenship"

Casey comes to a decision. Mallory and Jake make an uneasy alliance. Director Spender puts the kibosh on casual Fridays after the khakis incident.

FBI: International

S08E02 "El Niño and the Panini"

Assistant Director Cortez confronts Teasdale and Anyango over their "overzealous" arrest of the drug mule. Shaya tries a Four Loko in the Evidence Room. Somebody accidentally shoots out the TV during a Powerpoint presentation.

FBI: Most Wanted

S02E04 "What You Leave Behind is Not What is Engraved in Stone Monuments, But What is Woven Into the Lives of Others"

Kurtis and Samantha break up during the Ivanov raid. An animatronic clown tells Special Agent Norris's darkest secrets. The internship program is canceled when everyone's AirPods go missing.

This Week's Episode Summaries for CBS's FBI Shows

FBI

Season 4 Episode 8: "Sumdumgui"

Hampton wonders who borrowed his sidearm. Detective Galloway meets her landlady's husband, who turns out to be the mugger that she arrested yesterday. Sgt. Masterson tries on skinny jeans.

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FBI: International

Season 2 Episode 10: "Speedo Wars"

Interpol investigates Terrazas's chimpanzee massage business. Seymour learns how to roll a futo maki. Things go to shit in Brazil.

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FBI: Most Wanted

Season 3 Episode 2: "Get It On, Falun Gong"

A drug raid of American Girl Place comes up empty. Belinda and Darcy compare tits. A loose donkey at the station destroys four years' worth of evidence.

Episode Summaries For Last Week's FBI Shows on CBS

 FBI

Carol and Donovan lead a task force to monitor if Dollar General is stealing trade secrets from Dollar Tree. Sergeant Valco uses his EMT training to revive a fainting clown. A power outage and strange circumstances bring rookie Marco face to face with rocker Billy Squier.

FBI International

Debbie coordinates with Interpol to shut down a ring of pirated Labubu suppliers. Bianca and Giovanni infiltrate a terrorist cell operating out of the east clock of Big Ben. A UN representative negotiates a hostage transfer between a North Korean ambassador and Burwell.

FBI: Most Wanted

Cody uncovers an illegal casino in a grain silo. Smacky falls asleep during a stake out. Captain Guiterrez fires his nanny after the meatball incident.

Ticketmaster thinks I am a Red Hat Society member.

Ticketmaster sent me this email today:

Like, what the fuck? I haven't listened to Debbie Reynolds in like, I dunno, like 2 weeks or something. And that CATS original cast soundtrack may be in the CD changer, but it's not like I've cranked it lately. Not really. Not loud.

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Clarification Corner

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Tava Smiley is the 80 lb. host of TLC's Clean Sweep, where she jumps around in non-heavy-labor-appropriate outfits and enthusiastically tells doughy couples she would never speak to in real life to throw their shit out. Tavis Smiley is the former host of The Tavis Smiley Show on NPR, and currently hosts Tavis Smiley on PBS, where he gives rambling, inarticulate interviews while wearing ill-fitting suits.



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Born and raised in Missouri, Tava Smiley earned a degree in communications at the University of Missouri. Tavis Smiley attended Indiana University and received his bachelor's degree in law and public policy in 1986.



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Tava Smiley has been in crappy shows like General Hospital, Nash Bridges, and Walker, Texas Ranger. The only crappy show Tavis Smiley has appeared on is the Moesha spinoff The Parkers, aka Mo'Nique on UPN (this is not a racist joke. Go ahead and doublecheck that shit on imdb.com).

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I would happily bang both of them. How about you, Pewter Bear?


Shut the fuck up already, Pewter Bear. Your opinions, hell, your whole life, is worth shit, alright? Die a slow and miserable death, you insufferable smegma. What were we talking about, again?