Episode Summaries For Last Week's FBI Shows on CBS

 FBI

Carol and Donovan lead a task force to monitor if Dollar General is stealing trade secrets from Dollar Tree. Sergeant Valco uses his EMT training to revive a fainting clown. A power outage and strange circumstances bring rookie Marco face to face with rocker Billy Squier.

FBI International

Debbie coordinates with Interpol to shut down a ring of pirated Labubu suppliers. Bianca and Giovanni infiltrate a terrorist cell operating out of the east clock of Big Ben. A UN representative negotiates a hostage transfer between a North Korean ambassador and Burwell.

FBI: Most Wanted

Cody uncovers an illegal casino in a grain silo. Smacky falls asleep during a stake out. Captain Guiterrez fires his nanny after the meatball incident.

Alice Gainer Searches For The Clown Who Murdered Her Father

It is late in the city. Okay, 6:03 pm isn't that late. But it's dark in the city. And Alice Gainer continues to drive the darkened streets of all five boroughs to track down Huckleberry, the madman clown who savagely bludgeoned her father with a rubber chicken so many years ago.

The wounds have not healed with time. Alice Gainer can still smell the greasepaint; she can still hear the jolly chuckles from Huckleberry's grin as he endlessly beat her father with that rubber chicken.

Her father could have just either said stop or stepped to one side, she thought, but that wasn't like her father. He took his licks like a man.

Alice Gainer will not stop until justice is served. Until Huckleberry is behind bars and paying dearly for what he did, she will continue combing the streets and shaking down informants to find that elusive clown.

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A Conversation I Had With Chad Kroeger From Nickelback After Waking Up In His Arms One Morning

"Good morning."
"Hi."
"What time is it?"
"11:22."
"Aren't you Chad Kroeger From Nickelback?"
"Yeah."
"What happened last night?"
"Nothing. I'm pretty sure we just spooned."
"Oh."
(awkward pause)
"Why did we spoon?"
"Who knows. These things just happen."
"Just so you know, I'm not gay."
"Well, neither am I."
"That did feel nice, though."
"Yeah, didn't it?"
(another awkward pause)
"You know your music fucking sucks, right?"
"Don't ruin the moment."

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