This Week's Episode Summaries for CBS's FBI Shows

FBI

Season 4 Episode 8: "Sumdumgui"

Hampton wonders who borrowed his sidearm. Detective Galloway meets her landlady's husband, who turns out to be the mugger that she arrested yesterday. Sgt. Masterson tries on skinny jeans.

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FBI: International

Season 2 Episode 10: "Speedo Wars"

Interpol investigates Terrazas's chimpanzee massage business. Seymour learns how to roll a futo maki. Things go to shit in Brazil.

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FBI: Most Wanted

Season 3 Episode 2: "Get It On, Falun Gong"

A drug raid of American Girl Place comes up empty. Belinda and Darcy compare tits. A loose donkey at the station destroys four years' worth of evidence.

A Message From The Lettuce In Your Salad

Hey. I know you're about to enjoy this salad that I'm in, but I just wanted to get this out before you start:

You can't escape me. 

I mean it. You can't avoid me. You can add shredded chicken, cheese, cherry tomatoes, croutons... whatever, I don't care. Knock yourself out. But you can't get away from lettuce. I AM THE SALAD.

You can drench me in dressing. You can sprinkle bacon bits. You can even throw a hard boiled egg in there, I don't give a shit. All that extra stuff will be happily devoured by you, but you will still be facing ME when it's over. I'll be seeing you.

Hahahahaha look at me at the bottom of the bowl! I told you! I AM INEVITABLE.