The EADJ Sticker Show

Sticker: Odd dude's head wearing sunglasses.

Location: Brooklyn

Since there was no text to Google, we imported the closeup photo into Photoshop, where we tried straightening out the sticker and then ran it through the TinEye reverse image search engine. No matches.

Status: Unsolved. Case still open.

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Sticker: MEAT POST

Location: at Wahoo's Fish Taco stand in Santa Monica, CA

A quick Google search instantly came up with the MEAT POST blog, run by skaters and surfers.

Unfortunately, it looks like this blog has been abandoned after one entry. Slackers!

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Sticker: #DBD

Location: Manhattan

The hashtag definition of DBD is "Don't Be Dumb." Google also offers "Disruptive Behavior Disorder." And this came up on Google Image Search. You're welcome.

Status: Unsolved. Uncared about.

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Sticker: Aminal

Location: New Jersey

An eagle with a crocodile's head is pretty hilarious.

There isn't much of a mystery here. I went to the band's myspace page, and their music isn't all that terrible at all. Unfortunately, they haven't put up enough stickers, because on their Facebook page, they have only ONE LIKE.

Status: Solved. And pitied.

Let's Turn Up The Hose Pressure Of The EADJ Mail Sack!

This from Emily Kane via MMS:

"Please blog about this amazing watch hat."

I have now blogged about this amazing watch hat.

Clarification Corner

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Get it right, people!

Tava Smiley is the 80 lb. host of TLC's Clean Sweep, where she jumps around in non-heavy-labor-appropriate outfits and enthusiastically tells doughy couples she would never speak to in real life to throw their shit out. Tavis Smiley is the former host of The Tavis Smiley Show on NPR, and currently hosts Tavis Smiley on PBS, where he gives rambling, inarticulate interviews while wearing ill-fitting suits.



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Born and raised in Missouri, Tava Smiley earned a degree in communications at the University of Missouri. Tavis Smiley attended Indiana University and received his bachelor's degree in law and public policy in 1986.



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Tava Smiley has been in crappy shows like General Hospital, Nash Bridges, and Walker, Texas Ranger. The only crappy show Tavis Smiley has appeared on is the Moesha spinoff The Parkers, aka Mo'Nique on UPN (this is not a racist joke. Go ahead and doublecheck that shit on imdb.com).

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I would happily bang both of them. How about you, Pewter Bear?


Shut the fuck up already, Pewter Bear. Your opinions, hell, your whole life, is worth shit, alright? Die a slow and miserable death, you insufferable smegma. What were we talking about, again?