The Horror That Is Public Domain

As of Jan. 1, 2024, the original Mickey Mouse from the 1928 cartoon film Steamboat Willie became public domain. And like lots of other properties that lost their copyright, Mickey was quickly turned into a horror movie:

Why is this always the inevitable fate of old cartoons? Do filmmakers still think this is edgy and hilarious? Are people even going to a theatre to see these? Your guess is as good as mine.

(I think the most enjoyable thing about these is reading the corny taglines on the movie posters.)

Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Hulu This Month

Every other month, Hulu renews or cancels shows or movies based on viewer preferences. Here are all the shows that will be added to Hulu this month:

• The Already Married Bachelor

• Tyler Perry's House of Pancakes

• Law & Order: Junior Chef Edition

• The Conners Who Have Absolutely Nothing To Do With Roseanne Anymore

• Design On A Dimebag

And here are all the shows and movies that will be removed from Hulu this month:

• Whose Line of Coke Is It Anyway?

• The View: WWE Smackdown

• Stephen A. Smith Argues With Little League Coaches

• Jack Reacharounder

• Joe Rogan's Tragically Unfunny Parade of Conservative Comedy Podcaster Bros

Episode Summaries For Last Week's FBI Shows on CBS

 FBI

Carol and Donovan lead a task force to monitor if Dollar General is stealing trade secrets from Dollar Tree. Sergeant Valco uses his EMT training to revive a fainting clown. A power outage and strange circumstances bring rookie Marco face to face with rocker Billy Squier.

FBI International

Debbie coordinates with Interpol to shut down a ring of pirated Labubu suppliers. Bianca and Giovanni infiltrate a terrorist cell operating out of the east clock of Big Ben. A UN representative negotiates a hostage transfer between a North Korean ambassador and Burwell.

FBI: Most Wanted

Cody uncovers an illegal casino in a grain silo. Smacky falls asleep during a stake out. Captain Guiterrez fires his nanny after the meatball incident.