C'mon Now, Guys

 Spotted on a Ticket app, an ad for a COVER TRIBUTE BAND:

C'mon now, guys. Every fan (and many non-fans) knows they're just EAGLES. There's no THE.

This makes me suspect you're not a very detail-oriented cover band. Like you're going to sing about "warm smell of cellulitis" in Hotel California or accidentally start singing Haim's "The Wire" at the start of "Heartache Tonight". Amirite, people?

This Week in CBS FBI Shows

The following are this week's episode summaries for FBI, FBI: International and FBI: Most Wanted, all airing on CBS:

FBI

S12E06 "Blankenship"

Casey comes to a decision. Mallory and Jake make an uneasy alliance. Director Spender puts the kibosh on casual Fridays after the khakis incident.

FBI: International

S08E02 "El Niño and the Panini"

Assistant Director Cortez confronts Teasdale and Anyango over their "overzealous" arrest of the drug mule. Shaya tries a Four Loko in the Evidence Room. Somebody accidentally shoots out the TV during a Powerpoint presentation.

FBI: Most Wanted

S02E04 "What You Leave Behind is Not What is Engraved in Stone Monuments, But What is Woven Into the Lives of Others"

Kurtis and Samantha break up during the Ivanov raid. An animatronic clown tells Special Agent Norris's darkest secrets. The internship program is canceled when everyone's AirPods go missing.