The ProofrEADJer: End o' November Edition

And multiple offenses on this contractor van:

Answers To Yesterday's "Which Can, Erickson"

Click to enlarge and kick yourself for not getting right:

A Party We Wish We Were Invited To

Filmed from outside the local VFW Lodge late Saturday night:

And Now, Vince's Uncle Roberto with How To Deal With Head Lice

The bane of many parents, the head louse is a tiny, wingless parasitic insect that lives among human hairs and feeds on extremely small amounts of blood drawn from the scalp. Lice are a very common problem, especially for kids ages 3 years to 12 years (girls more often than boys). Your doctor can recommend a medicated shampoo, cream rinse, or lotion to kill the lice. These may be over-the-counter (OTC) or prescription medications, depending on what treatments have already been tried. Medicated lice treatments usually kill the lice and nits, but it may take a few days for the itching to stop.

Pretty much why I don't accept kids in my town car. That plus the fact that they steal booze and pee themselves.

Who Farted? CBS Lineup Stylee!

If you were to divine what this fall's CBS lineup was just by looking at the promotional posters, you'd think every show was about someone floating an air biscuit in a different colored room. Let's take a look, shall we.


CSI: NY

The players: The chick from Crossing Jordan (or Providence? The Closer? Whatever.) and Lieutenant Dan.
"Who farted" factor: 4 out of 10. Melina Kanakaredes' hairdo seems blown back from Lieutenant Dan's fart. She seems hurt and waits for an explanation. Lieutenant Dan doesn't give a shit. Look at his striped shirt! What a man!
Most likely fart suspect: Lieutenant Dan!


CANE

The players: Hot brunette chick, younger dude in his 20's, suspicious dude who also plays the suspicious dude on LOST, and Senator Bail Organa from "Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith."
"Who farted" factor: 7 out of 10. Lots of interplay here: All of the males look like they could have farted, although the suspicious dude seems to accuse the chick a little. Young dude in his 20's almost looks like he's laughing in the back. Jimmy almost wants to hold his nose.
Most likely fart suspect: Jimmy Smits (this is not a racial comment)


CRIMINAL MINDS

The players: Serious brown-haired white dude, modelly black dude, and unkempt, dorky ginger dude.
"Who farted" factor: 8 out of 10. Their looks are not only intense but actually accusatory.
Most likely fart suspect: YOU

Ureter Dick Joel

(pictured above, a somber, respectful tribute to Springfield's finest)