Spotted On a Morning Dog Walk

It's nice to see people are still bootlegging the best, although I'm not sure why "Trouble Man" is so far down on the playlist (20 out of 22)

Also "17 MARCY MARCY ME"?

They're Still Around

I took these photos around NYC before the lockdown—and some of these were maybe featured before—but it's still oddly comforting to see:

The Pathmark To Hell is Paved With Target Intentions

 

*Whew* You discarded it just in time. That thang fugly.

 

Nothing pays tribute to Whitney Houston quite like a discarded lollipop.

 

 Lock jaw?

 

Personally, I don't see what the buzz is about Nicki Minaj, paper towels or toy garbage trucks.

 

Nothing says "WELCOME" like a terrifying sculpture of a frog wielding an axe.

 

Neither Trayvon Martin nor parmesan cheese belong here.

 

I don't know what an "Ask The Unicorn" button is, but I don't think it belongs near pet food.

 

"I am Five Iron Man!"

Lazy, sad, and imitation.

A Party We Wish We Were Invited To

Filmed from outside the local VFW Lodge late Saturday night: