A Racist Appliances Quick Take

 Other, more fleshed out Racist Appliances entries can be found here.

Edit: Okay, okay. Apparently I made the exact same joke here, and it was only LAST YEAR that I did it.

I'll let it stand just for the hell of it, but trust we will start QUALITY CONTROLLING this blog again sometime in the near future. Apologies.

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Answers To Yesterday's "Which Can, Erickson"

Click to enlarge and kick yourself for not getting right:

How Insufferably Hipster is the Williamsburg Neighborhood in Brooklyn?

The Williamsburg neighborhood in Brooklyn is so insufferably hipster, that even the ice cream truck there is insufferably hipster.

Spotted In South Carolina

Something you typically see in South Carolina:

Whoa.

Pictured above, an SUV blocks J'Net's view of the entire world.

I Just Don't Understand

Spotted on 3rd Avenue: