The ProofrEADJer: End o' November Edition

And multiple offenses on this contractor van:

Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

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Spotted in the "Pets" section of AM New York, an ad for HydroControl dog harnesses:


"With benefits?" With an ellipsis?

Oh, you know. We sell these traditional harnesses...with benefits, wink wink. You know. With a little something-something on the side, you catch my drift? A little "how do you do"-type of (whistle sound) action, a little afternoon walkies delight, 'na mean? Wink wink, say no more?

You get FREE SEX with these harnesses, is what they're saying.

Amazon Is Obviously Out of Touch With The Economy. And Good Taste.

Motherfuckers are $999.99, too.