Spotted At My Dentist

Some waiting room artwork: 

I admit, I was not prepared to see knee boobs today.

I Am Not A Smart Man.

Spotted in New York:

For a second, I asked myself, What is a WICAN SODA?

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Upcoming Exhibits at Next Month's CES

The Consumer Electronics Show opens next month in Amarillo, TX. Here are the newest exhibitors and exciting products scheduled to appear:

• a poker card shuffler powered by hope

• an easy to operate remote control for older people who think the fireplace is the TV

• DIGITAL SPANX

• Actor David Boreanaz announces the BOREANAZ-TV, a 4K OLED television designed to stream exclusive David Boreanaz-related content and news 24 hours a day

• an electronic window washer that will electronically watch you bathe

• a new Ring doorbell that will shoot tranquilizer darts at porch pirates

Sound Advice From a Random Cardboard Box

Pretty good advice overall, for any situation.

Happy Valentines Day from EADJ

Today we wish you the happiest of Valentines.

And if you don't have a Valentine, Joel himself will be yours!

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Spotted At Target

The 'Orphaned Protagonist' Movie Section

Block Tech Presents: GALACTIC WARS!

Many eons ago in a very distant universe...

GALACTIC WARS: Episode IV: Another Chance

The universe is ravaged by local skirmishes. A courageous group of guerrillas rises to resist the overwhelming UNIVERSAL DYNASTY.

Attacking from a secret base hidden somewhere in the universe, flying space fighters have won their first success in a conflict with the strong Monarchical Armada. The DYNASTY is afraid that one more failure could recruit a thousand more systems into the insurrection, and Monarchical control over the universe would be forever gone.

To crush the insurrectionists once and for all, the DYNASTY is building an evil new war fortress. Strong enough to obliterate a whole planet, its realization bodes poorly for the champions of freedom...