The Consumer Electronics Show opens next month in Amarillo, TX. Here are the newest exhibitors and exciting products scheduled to appear:
• a poker card shuffler powered by hope
• an easy to operate remote control for older people who think the fireplace is the TV
• DIGITAL SPANX
• Actor David Boreanaz announces the BOREANAZ-TV, a 4K OLED television designed to stream exclusive David Boreanaz-related content and news 24 hours a day
• an electronic window washer that will electronically watch you bathe
• a new Ring doorbell that will shoot tranquilizer darts at porch pirates
