Spotted At Target

The 'Orphaned Protagonist' Movie Section

Spotted In Traffic: Someone Has Two Idols

Jesus wins because he had 12 Robins. Or maybe Batman wins, because he has a grappling hook and batarangs.

An Open Discussion, Part II

Earlier last week, we thought we spotted HGTV star Christina El Moussa modeling in a shitty catalog. After careful review, we have decided that this is NOT the former "Flip or Flop" host. Why? MOLES.

Here we found the shitty catalog online and pulled up the item based on the catalog number. A closeup of the model indicates that she has 2 or 3 prominent birthmarks on her neck.

We hired Los Angeles's top forensics specialists to examine the catalog photo and compare it a photo of El Moussa, and they said it was conclusive that El Moussa does not have any neck moles and therefore cannot be the woman in the floral top page of the catalog.

This concludes the Open Discussion and closes the nonexistent debate forever. Amen.

Answers To Last Week's "Which Can, Erickson?"

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