EADJ Doesn't Do This Bit Anymore.

(pictured above, me and two other blobs of unfried dough. And Curlz MT.)

BONUS: According to Wikipedia, in Canada, pieces of fried dough are sometimes called "Beaver Tails."

Let's Tell the EADJ Mail Sack That We're Going Out For Smokes When In Fact We're Leaving Them Forever!

Submitted via text message by Tom W:

A sign on Bowen's door with a lesson– Account executives shouldn't volunteer to model wardrobe.

This Week In Surprising Hostility

"The Jonas Brothers can suck my ass."

–J'Net, while watching The Teen Choice Awards(?) on Monday night

And You Don't Stop. Until Your Cheesecake Factory Beeper Goes Off.

At the Rock the Bells Hip Hop Festival, John Reid and I got to see some pretty amazing acts like NaS, Jay-Z, De La Soul, and most of the Wu Tang Clan. Raekwon & Ghostface were performing, and Reid noticed an older gentleman who somehow got onstage with them. Thankfully, he did not start dancing or busting out gang signs.







Some possible rapper names we came up with for him:

MC Pleated Front Khakis
MC Weave Belt
Busta Hip
MC Blackberry PDF Attachment
CPA-1
MC Pleasant Bar-b-Que at the Beach House
MC Par-5
The Large Sausage and Mushroom PZA
MC Yacht Club
MTAMUCL
M-E-T-H-O-D-I-S-T MAN
Ga Z-Bo
MC Costco Discount

The Whitest Kid U' Know

Pictured below, John Reid eases racial tensions at a hip hop festival by borrowing some sunblock.





It does look like she pepper sprayed him, doesn't it?

Let's Stow the EADJ Mail Sack In An Overhead Bin Even Though The Flight Attendant Told Us There Wasn't Enough Room Up There!

Below, a submission via text message from JERALD HIMSELF:

What Matt Thinks: The Short Knight

On his resumé, Matt lists one of his interests as art. So we exposed him to some poetry.


Click here to read the poem.