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EADJ Wishes You A Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day

Well, maybe happy isn't the right word. How about reverent? No, that sounds like "Reverend," which Martin Luther King, Jr. was. How about blessed? No, too religious, although that works because MLK was a Southern Baptist minister, right? Hmm. 

Okay, how about just "EADJ hopes you honor Martin Luther King Jr. Day." Is that too pushy now? What if people don't want to honor Martin Luther King? Well, that makes them racist, is what I'd say. But still, why would a stupid blog like this be so presumptive to be pressuring people into honoring a civil rights leader?

Happy Monday.

Let's Stow the EADJ Mail Sack In An Overhead Bin Even Though The Flight Attendant Told Us There Wasn't Enough Room Up There!

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