This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

 Here's the latest in hip hop mixtape artwork:

A ski mask and a nap is all I need too, buddy.

But sure, maybe the edge of a sink is comfy, too.

Latto about to finish her shift at the local carwash, completely unaware of the nearby camera.

"Fine Ho, Stay" is not the Lego Movie sequel I was expecting.

Still waiting for that new Blade movie from Marvel.

Oh JEEZ, I'm not touching this one.

My Favorite Aaron Spelling Show From the 90s

Organic Banana 94011

The ProofrEADJer: February Edition

"Adorpion?"

Upcoming Ice Cream Pop Flavors

Summer's just around the corner–like only 5 months away–so here's a sneak peak at the new flavors you'll be able to enjoy when the ice cream truck stops in your neighborhood:

• Anthony Weiner Push-Up

• The Domino's Pizza Calfrozone

• Raspberry Excuse

• Police Chocolate Profiling

• Frozen Mob Assets

• Pepe the Frog

• The SpaceX Exploding Rocket

• Flat Earth Ice Cream Disk

• Italian Ice Italian Ice Baby

• Unvaccinated Scooter Crunch

• Gisele Bündchen's $500 Fashionable Orange Creamsicle

The ProofrEADJer: June Edition

And Now For "Avalanche Sharks," The "All Trump Transition Team" Edition

"But none of these are funny," you'll say. And I'll agree.

This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

Now that's concentration, fellas.

"Who's the baby-man with no beard and no shirt? Shall we shoot him?"

"Nah, just run him over."

Ben Franklin brought back a pretty nasty STD from his visit to France.

This is great. No change necessary.

"Whoa, easy with that Animalizer Ray Gun."

"STOP SHOOTING! STOP SHOOTING! PUT THAT ANIMALIZER GUN DOWN!"

This just might be the ugliest album cover I've seen in years. And that includes Limp Bizkit's "Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water."

"My eyes are up here, guys."

Looks like somebody saw the new MacGyver reboot Fridays on CBS.

Fucking awful. But look how strategically that other mixtape CD is placed on the shitter floor. 

New Corporate ID Makeovers For 2015

With a new year comes new corporate rebranding efforts and identity updates. Here now are the most recent ID changes within the Fortune 500:

CosbyCo is now Roof-E Enterprises.

DC Comics is now Marvel 2 (or Marvel, Too!)

Ticketmaster had a simple name and logo update.

UPS also had a simple name and logo update.

And E! Channel decided to get honest.