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Wednesday, January 23, 2019

Upcoming Ice Cream Pop Flavors


Summer's just around the corner–like only 5 months away–so here's a sneak peak at the new flavors you'll be able to enjoy when the ice cream truck stops in your neighborhood:

• Anthony Weiner Push-Up
• The Domino's Pizza Calfrozone
• Raspberry Excuse
• Police Chocolate Profiling
• Frozen Mob Assets
• Pepe the Frog
• The SpaceX Exploding Rocket
• Flat Earth Ice Cream Disk
• Italian Ice Italian Ice Baby
• Unvaccinated Scooter Crunch
• Gisele Bündchen's $500 Fashionable Orange Creamsicle