Spotted At Dollar General, Part 2

Yesterday we featured some balloons at Dollar General that offered the oh-so-crazy colors white and burgundy. BURGUNDY.

We gave it a think, and here are some possible occasions we came up with to use BURGUNDY balloons:

• Ron BURGUNDY'S birthday party

• A wine tasting that's classy but not that classy

• Retirement party for a co-worker that none of you really liked

• A CONGRATS ON YOUR UNSIGHTLY BRUISE party

• Balloon arch for a library orgy

• Intervention

 

Weekly Episode Recaps of Chicago ___________

Chicago Fire

Season 5 Episode 04: "Sicut Et Cum Parvis"

Chief Daughtry wins a cup stacking contest. Mandy learns her ex was transferred to a nearby town instead of dead. The station gets a surprise visit from mindreader The Great Kismet, and hilarity ensues.

Chicago Med

Season 6 Episode 11: "For Whatever It Takes To Draw Closer To You, Lord"

A wiring problem in the OR forces the residents to improvise. Dr. Mackerey denies practicing witchcraft during business hours. EMTs Sonny and Donna exchange fluids. The Accident-Free tally board is reset again.

Chicago P.D.

Season 18 Episode 02: "It's a Darva Conger World"

Gerald discovers the secrets his wife has been keeping from him. Maddie is promoted to Captain and learns it doesn't come with a pay raise. Charlie XCX makes a surprise guest appearance that's still totally organic.

Ummm...

I'm guessing someone named their beloved pets after former presidents, and not their kids?

"Who pooped on the carpet? Was that you, Obama?"