EADJ Q&A

Question: David, now that you've moved to Maplewood, New Jersey, is shopping at the Pathmark there any different from the one in Brooklyn?

Answer:

Bathing in a Brooklyn Basement

As I was moving boxes in the basement of my Brooklyn apartment, I discovered a once-used miniature shower.


It was a little more than 5' high, with a tiny slanted tile floor...


...and a small pipe without a shower head. It was claustrophobic and looked like it was baked from adobe.


Bizarro. It looks tiny enough only for Twikki, Emmanuel Lewis or David Spade.