Okay, If You Feel That Way, Ice-T

A Staggeringly Terrible Choice For a Visual

Someone picked the absolute worst image for this sign's message. 🦠

Chinese (or German?) Menu

I don't know who this Dieter is, but his specials look like some delicious dishes.

Today We Asked A Man With His Head Squeezed Between A Woman's Thighs What The Secret Is To A Successful Relationship

Note: the last TWAAMWHHSBAWT entry was in May 2020.

"What's the secret to a successful... uh... relationship? That's *ah* a really great question. What it... (gasp) takes is mindfulness, which is...GAG... the art of giving attention to the moment... *choke*...and also it takes is... cough cough cough cough... work- meaning, you have to actively maintain the relati... cough cough cough cough cough cough... relationship to spot-check the areas for improvement and *KAAAAAAAK*... gasp... uh... keep... keeping... *neck snaps*.

The ProofrEADJer, December Edition

Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Racist Appliance

Bathing in a Brooklyn Basement

As I was moving boxes in the basement of my Brooklyn apartment, I discovered a once-used miniature shower.


It was a little more than 5' high, with a tiny slanted tile floor...


...and a small pipe without a shower head. It was claustrophobic and looked like it was baked from adobe.


Bizarro. It looks tiny enough only for Twikki, Emmanuel Lewis or David Spade.