The Newest Guest Additions to VidCon 2025!

VidCon is back and promises the hottest and biggest influencers and content creators to appear live on stage, so get your tickets now! Here are the latest additions to an already stellar guest roster:

• Reactor Core hosts Jamie and Corg react to live footage of themselves onstage!

• TikToker Samantha O' Shush will do NPC emoji reactions if you throw a nickel at her!

• Live Discussion: Was the Dancing Baby too sexy?

• Bro

• Instagram chefs Bailey, Congress and JuntaJunta will prepare lunch for anyone who wants to gamble with their life

• In Memoriam tribute to OnlyJayus's TikTok and YouTube accounts

The Latest New Documentaries To Watch On The Documentaries Channel

The Documentaries Channel streaming channel has announced a full roster of new releases. You can start watching any of these now if there's nothing else on:

• How Documentaries are Made

• TikTok Influencers, Sociopathy, and How To Smash Their Phones

• Let's Count the Dimples on a Golf Ball (spoiler: 336)

• The Splendor and Dignity of Carnival Geeks

• Pranking the H.O.A.

• Custer's Second to Last Stand: An Underrated Victory

• King's Hawaiian: A Dinner Roll Empire Forged in Ambition and Machiavellianism

• Dick Pics: The Unsolicited History

UAG

The Few Things I've Learned About The Tapout Crew Just By Looking At Photos Of Them and Nothing Else

1) The Tapout Crew consists of three members: Guy With Dumb Hats and Makeup Who Always Has His Mouth Open, Miniature Cholo, and Accountant With Disco Wig.

2) The Tapout Crew exists to promote Tapout, the clothing brand. Or is it an energy drink? Maybe it's a mixed martial arts league? Fuck if I know.

3) Of all his dumb hats, Guy With Dumb Hats and Makeup seems to prefer the dumb top hat with the fur fringe the most; it's his fall-back hat.

4) When taking photos, Guy With Dumb Hats and Makeup probably isn't making any noise with his open mouth, which looks pretty pathetic when you're on set.

5) Miniature Cholo's action figure is 1:1 scale.

6) The three members of Tapout Crew often weep openly whilst jerking each other off in the back of a limo on the way to a gig. This acts as a motivating ritual for two of them.

***ABSURD TRAGIC UPDATE***

Uh, apparently, one of these gentlemen DIED in 2009. Whoops.

The EADJ Crappinema Is Proud To Present "Gooby"

"Gooby" is a self-described "family friendly" children's movie, implying that "Finding Nemo" and "Shrek" somehow feature hookers, drug deals, and buckets of gore. "Gooby's" distributor Monterey Media really go out of their way to drive this "family friendly" selling point home. Fine. If your family enjoys poor production values, trillions of shades of brown, some story resolution that pops up at the end without any forewarning or character development, and badly designed childhood pals who will haunt your nightmares forever, then yes, this is a "family friendly"movie.

It must also be said that it took me forever to write this one up- not because I lost my USB thumb drive and had to watch the goddamn thing all over again, but because it was such utter toil to watch, screen grab, and caption this furry turd of a pap smear. For kids.

 

 

I just realized there are TWO "Return of the Jedi" references in this write-up. Fuck it!

Overall Grade: F