1) The Tapout Crew consists of three members: Guy With Dumb Hats and Makeup Who Always Has His Mouth Open, Miniature Cholo, and Accountant With Disco Wig.
2) The Tapout Crew exists to promote Tapout, the clothing brand. Or is it an energy drink? Maybe it's a mixed martial arts league? Fuck if I know.
3) Of all his dumb hats, Guy With Dumb Hats and Makeup seems to prefer the dumb top hat with the fur fringe the most; it's his fall-back hat.
4) When taking photos, Guy With Dumb Hats and Makeup probably isn't making any noise with his open mouth, which looks pretty pathetic when you're on set.
5) Miniature Cholo's action figure is 1:1 scale.
6) The three members of Tapout Crew often weep openly whilst jerking each other off in the back of a limo on the way to a gig. This acts as a motivating ritual for two of them.
***ABSURD TRAGIC UPDATE***
Uh, apparently, one of these gentlemen DIED in 2009. Whoops.
No comments:
Post a Comment