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Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Netflix This Month

Due to contract changes, the following movies and TV shows will be removed from Netflix this week:

• Celery Fights

• The Jenny McCarthy Grab Bag of Almost-Comedy

• 4 Straight Hours of Ted Cruz Doing The Tootsie Roll

• Plane Crash Survivors Looking Longingly At Each Other

• This Week in Fantasy Football Commentary

• Even Younger Sheldon

The following movies and TV shows will be added to Netflix this week:

• Celery Fights: The Movie

• Something Paul Walker Passed On (No Pun Intended)

• Cooking Spätzle: A German Family Memoir

• Drunk Tank Webcam

• Shitty YouTube Pranksters Get Served Notices

• Conditioner!

• E-Z Pass Kills: The Toll Booth Operators Documentary

25 Days of Hallmark Movies: Day 9: "With Love, Christmas" Starring Emilie Ullerup and Aaron O'Connell

Whoa. There are two main takeaways from this one: 1) Even amongst Hallmark Christmas movies, there's a line to how many decorations you should put in scenes. This movie crosses that line and seems to fill every ashtray, urinal and tracheotomy stoma opening with some sort of decorative bauble or trinket. 2) Hollywood will never, ever, ever understand the business of advertising in a trillion years.

Plot summary: "Ad executive Melanie is teamed up with uptight coworker Donovan to come up with the ultimate Christmas commercial for a new cell phone. To complicate matters, Donovan is also Melanie's Secret Santa recipient in the annual office gift exchange. Keeping her identity secret, Melanie sends him emails from "Santa" to determine the perfect gift for him. When Donovan mistakenly assumes another co-worker is his Secret Santa, Melanie must work to show Donovan that she’s the only Santa for him."

Romance Factor: 9 out of 10

Christmas Cheer: 7 out of 10

Overall Rating: 8 out of 10

Time Until First Kiss: 1:23:00

The ProofrEADJer: Payday Loan Edition

And for the last time, it's spelled SUPREMACISTS.

Six Lies Told By The Kittatinny Dual Racing Ziplines Brochure

1) It's not actually real racing between the two lines. Zipline #2 drags like a burro with a club foot.

2) That is what a thumbs up under extreme duress looks like.

3) Kittatinny is known for their canoes, so why not trust your life to them making an extra buck with a steel cable and a harness with wheels? Same thing, right?

4) They wanted to say "shit," but thought "zip" was cuter. "Shit" would've been cuter.

5) You are not required to heil the Fuhrer while riding, but you are allowed to.

6) "Reservations recommended, walk ins welcome?" Well, which is it? What kind of passive aggressive parenting is going on here?

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EADJ and the National College Greek Council are proud to announce the opening of the very first chapter of the Six Liesa Tolda fraternity on the campus of the University of Kansas. The "6LT" house is located on the corner of W 15th and Vermont Street, between the Kappa Alpha Theta and Kappa Kappa Gamma sorority houses. The house has rooms for over 30 fraternity brothers and features 3 shared bathrooms and a basement meeting room.