From The New Jersey Department of Children and Families

Dumb YouTube Comment O' The Fortnight!

From "Sinkers Hooks and Things," by Douglas Kelvin, where he sings a song about the passing of his father, a comment by 19 year old JatzaKid:

"thats really touching if you know what i mean"

Lyrics! (Not the Gay Bar)

EADJ guest writer Andrew Gall has noticed that rapper Ghostface Killah waxes poetic about more than just rims and ice. Here he has compiled Ghostface's most notable rap subjects.


On sleeping late every day:
“Get up. Think of an invention. Invent a new toilet bowl or something…"

On how to dress:
“Don’t be trying to be rainbow man…”

On jewelry:
“Don’t buy jewelry from the back of The Source…”

On taking a shower:
“Wash your face, then your nuts. Don’t wash your nuts, then your face…”

On brushing your teeth:
“Brush your tongue. That’s where all the old food lies. Brush that shit ‘til it bleeds…”

Scanning For Jerald...

Tom sent the following email (and photo) to a group of friends of his today:


Hey guys, sorry for the mass email, but does this dude (Jerald Williams!) go to our church? Moreover, does he even exist? I've gotten a bunch of SPAMmish emails from him through this mailing list, all wanting me to join the WAYN social network. Because if he does exist, I want to personally congratulate him for his fine posing skillz. He has become a sort of folk hero at my office.

Best,
Tom.

P.S. Jerald Williams will prevail.

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Unfortunately, only after he sent it did he realize the guy's name is Jerald JOHNSON, not Williams. No word on whether this will hinder or help the search for Jerald.

In related WAYN news, David has received multiple emails from WAYN members, none of which, unfortunately, are from "the Man."


A random message from a "Nicole Anderson" or a "Debby (sic) Jones" is somewhat believable, but "Angelina Jolly?" Now that's SPAM.