Digital Marketer Trips Over Their Dick Using AI

Some online ads for a company named Typeset really set a low bar for communication.

First, they tell you that you need to use their services because you can't "crank out" content.

Then just one scroll later, they're offering everything you need to CRANK OUT content.

Well, which is it, Typeset? Did the AI copywriter get conflicting prompts and vomit out your copy both ways? Or is this supposed to confuse people and make them give up, laying the groundwork for a true AI takeover?

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Here's Another Batch of Shit Advertisers Want You To Say Goodbye To

Previous entry of shit advertisers want you to say goodbye to here.

And feel free to play this while reading the entry:

EADJ Selections From the Sharper Image Catalog

The only reason this catalog is still in business is because there are still lots of bored rich people who are easily duped. That's actually been their mission statement for the past 10 years.

Click to enlarge and read:

Introducing the EADJ Cowardly Subway Fashion Police

Combining the sense of style of a fashionista with the non-confrontational nature of a yellow-bellied coward with a digital camera, EADJ proudly brings you the Cowardly Subway Fashion Police:


"Eww. Like do all B-Boys think that Finish Line or Lids stores will suddenly pay top dollar for used baseball caps if the tags are still on it? Hellooo, you can take the stickers off, cuz nobody wants your head lice, 'kay Scooter?"


"Okay, anybody who's Catholic knows that rosaries aren't worn around the neck. See, that either makes you a dumbass, a douchebag, or Madonna from the late 80's, 'kay?"


"Tinfoil as a book cover isn't really a fashion statement, so I'll just take a pass on this one, please, 'kay?"


"Oy, mai mica! Panty hose OVER an anklet? Ay papi selarón! Qui mami ta buenos tia! Gouge my eyes out with that plastic spoon, 'kay? And then the mandals! Ay ay ay!"

Scanning For Jerald...

Tom sent the following email (and photo) to a group of friends of his today:


Hey guys, sorry for the mass email, but does this dude (Jerald Williams!) go to our church? Moreover, does he even exist? I've gotten a bunch of SPAMmish emails from him through this mailing list, all wanting me to join the WAYN social network. Because if he does exist, I want to personally congratulate him for his fine posing skillz. He has become a sort of folk hero at my office.

Best,
Tom.

P.S. Jerald Williams will prevail.

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Unfortunately, only after he sent it did he realize the guy's name is Jerald JOHNSON, not Williams. No word on whether this will hinder or help the search for Jerald.

In related WAYN news, David has received multiple emails from WAYN members, none of which, unfortunately, are from "the Man."


A random message from a "Nicole Anderson" or a "Debby (sic) Jones" is somewhat believable, but "Angelina Jolly?" Now that's SPAM.