Chips Don't Lie

Some Exciting* New Documentaries Now On the Documentary Channel!

 *exciting as documentaries go

The popularity of good, entertaining documentaries is exploding, and there's no better place to find them than at the Documentary Channel. Here are the newest releases for you to grab a glass of wine and sit your middle aged ass in front of:

• Tattoo Removal: The Stories of Regret

• Who Are The Dumbest Supreme Court Justices?

• Missing: The Apple TV Remote- Have You Seen It?

• Rimming Tim (not a porno, but a documentary of Tim, the wheel customizer)

• Why Face Swaps Are Funny

• Your Ass: Why Is It So Fat?

• Skrillex Working at a Carwash

• Weapons of War: Torpedos, Spears and Erect Dicks

• Deconstructing the Reconstruction: Huh?

And Now, Uncle Roberto On How His EADJ Segment Is Different From "Ask A Man With His Head Squeezed Between A Woman's Thighs"

A few EADJ readers have brought up the comment that my advice segment is noticeably similar to the more recent one where a man attempts to answer questions but is stifled by a woman squeezing his head between her thighs. I personally don't see it, but here's what we know after careful consideration:

 • Both segments begin with answering a question about how to do something or what something is

• Both tend to veer off subject for cheap laughs

• The Uncle Roberto segment almost always completes the answer in full, whereas the other one never does

• There is nothing overtly sexual about the Uncle Roberto segment

• Uncle Roberto's photo was taken off a real limo driver's business card. The main photo for the other segment is a screenshot from the SheWrestles.com fetish site.

And speaking of "veering off", one time I was driving to a ski chalet in Telluride, and the road got so slippery, I almost hit a full grown moose! Stay safe, kids.

This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

Berner & Styles P were delighted that the IKEA cafeteria offered plates of broccoli.

Eric finished his album cover and then returned the safety scissors to Ms. Hannigan's desk.

"You called a Lyft?"

Soulja Boy not only is a terrible rapper - he also has trouble storing his money and thinks airport runways are good places to park.

When Party City doesn't have licensed Star Wars costumes, Kent Jones is forced to wear "Death Space Villain."

In my old man experience, any album that has the word "purp" or "trap" automatically sucks.

And so far, I haven't been wrong.

Somebody mixed their Allegra with their ketamine.

Guess what his favorite movie is (it rhymes with "Spar Trace")?

No regrets at all, B? Not even the man bun?