The following Missed Connections were posted by dogs that visited the Bucks County Core Creek Dog Park in Langhorne, PA:
You: the limping Greyhound
Me: the chubby Pug with the little hat
Hey bro we should hang out LOL you peed like a champ LOL
You: the Weimaraner with the dorky harness
Me: the Setter mix with the gorgeous ass
Your name was Gordo, right? Did you see my ass? It is great. Smell it sometime!
You: the Dachshund with the chip on his shoulder
Me: the friendly Beagle mix
I saw you over by the hoop that no one ever runs through. We should plow.
You: the insufferable Golden Retriever with the BELL on your COLLAR?!
Me: the Havanese still on a leash (my owner's a dick)
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE BEING SO HAPPY AND FRIENDLY TO EVERYONE? SHOW OFF. CALL ME SOMETIME
