Time To Say Goodbye To All The Shit That Marketers Will Have You Say Goodbye To!

Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Bye-Bye! Bye!

The Hall of Abominations Grows Yet More Once Again

Just last week, we added a foot with feet to the Hall of Anthropomorphic Horrors. A quick Google search of other recursive characters brought us a whole tour-busload of things doing things with their own kind. And they weren't just limited to body parts with body parts.

 

Here now are the latest entries of things doing things with their own things:

 

And here's a Lifetime Achievement award to a classic:

 

 HORRIFIC!

A Foodstuff Experiment

Not to be outdone by 5 Hour Energy Drink, some random no-name company decided to come out with 6-Hour Energy Cookie. This makes sense because huh?

So what do I do? Naturally, I buy one like an idjit.

So I ate the cookie at 9:45 and will check in later at quarter to three to let you know if this morning cookie got me pumped all day like a red bu... sorry. Like a red rhino. *rolls eyes*

Shit's nasty, btw.

**UPDATE:**  My math sucks. I meant quarter to four, not three. And although I haven't felt "charged" in the last 6 hours, I haven't fallen asleep on my ass, either.

Overall grade: F

Let's moisten the top part of the opening of the EADJ Mail Sack!

Todd Crisman submitted the following photos via cameraphone while he waited for the Metra train:



Man.