Happy Valentine's Day From EADJ

Appreciate your sweetheart tonight. Enjoy a romantic dinner. Eat each other out.

25 Days of Hallmark Movies, Day 19: "Reunited At Christmas"

"Reunited At Christmas" could be considered a "grown up" Hallmark movie. No vapid flirtations or wacky misunderstandings. This one's about real life issues of grown children of divorced parents, about how you're never really ready to make major life decisions, and the importance of emotional honesty and communication with those you love.

Sounds refreshingly mature? Maybe. Sounds boring? That, too.

Romance Factor: 10 out of 10

Christmas Cheer: 6 out of 10

Overall Rating: 8 out of 10

Time Until First Kiss: 00:18:24

Pathmark: Every Mis-Shelved Item Tells A Story

I never said every story was a good one.

UAG

EADJ Answers, Point-By-Point, That New Cadillac Commercial

VO: Blue blooded. Cold.

EADJ: Is this the beginning of a Twisted Sister music video?

VO: What happened to luxury?

EADJ: Oil prices went up, people got sensible.

VO: Where did all the personality go? The gusto?

EADJ: Hey, the last time Cadillacs had any personality, I think black people were still going to separate schools.

VO: The glamour?

EADJ: The glamour?!

VO: We believe you can have it all. Luxury with lightning in its veins.

EADJ: Well, I want a giraffe with wings. And a wetbar on its neck that dispenses comic books and pussy.

VO: Charismatic. Daring. Derivative of nothing.

EADJ: Mood board.

VO: This is what fuels us. The reason we're not satisfied with blue blooded ordinary, and demand red blooded extraordinary.

EADJ: You guys are fucking dumb. There are interesting luxury cars out there. And there are cool, sensible economy cars out there, too. Cadillac is neither. Why don't you go die in a cave, you oil-burning, anachronistic dinosaur of a shit brand?

VO: This is why we don't just make luxury cars, we make Cadillacs.

EADJ: Are you even listening to me?