Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Special Valentine's Week Entry

Twitter sucks. Bunch of under-informed attention whores spouting worthless bullshit and other people commenting their bullshit on it. And with Valentine's Day here, all this bullshit gets cranked to 10.

But the twittersphere doesn't use some hashtags. Here are a few of the least popular ones this week:

#gloryholeromance

#celibacymakesmecum

#Ishavedmyrectumforthis

#savingmyselfforMorrissey

#ImsinglebychoiceImseriousDon'tlaugh

#IactuallyhaveasignificantotherbutIloveyourpity 

Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Netflix This Month

Due to contract updates, the following movies and TV shows will be removed from Netflix this week: 

• Cook, You

• Bike Cops Solving Dumb Murders

• The Real Housewives of "The Real Housewives" Series Producers

• Sean Spicer's Hollywood Squares Desperados

• Sanford & Son: the White, All-Female Reboot

Due to periodic contract negotiations, the following movies and TV shows will be added to Netflix this week:

• Game Show: Open This Capri-Sun

• Pimp My Gastrointestinal Tract

• Period Piece Drama With A Camaro In The Background

• Antonio Banderas Pronounces Different Types of Vegetable Names

• Golden Girls: The Black, All-Male Reboot

Some More Unused Stage Names For Your Budding Porn Career

So you're young, untalented, and just moved to the Valley. Welcome to the porn industry! So, to get this party started right, you're going to have to have a handle to scroll on the film's credits that no one ever watches. Here are some unused pornstar names that you can help yourself to:

Him

Yoshinoya Balls

Potatoes O’Brien

Voldebutt

Keith Nutsweat

Sammi Conductor

Trey Upright

Edadick Joel

Her

Edda Mammay

Daraprim

Potatoes O’Brien

Asper Creme

The Atlantic Monthly

Jackie Ho Asses

Anna Phylactic Shock

25 Days of Hallmark Movies: Day 13: "A Rose For Christmas" Starring Rachel Boston and Marc Bendavid

Plot Summary: "Andy is a passionate artist whose family has been building Rose Parade floats for generations. When her Dad gets sick, Andy is forced to take the helm and supervise the construction and decoration of their client's float. And to make matters worse, she's saddled with the extra challenge of dealing with demanding businessman Cliff, whose company commissioned the float."

Let's just say off the bat that the title is a lie. The Rose Parade / Tournament of Roses occurs on January 1, so it's a New Year's movie, not a Christmas one. So strike one there.

We're now 11 for 13:

Romance Factor: 7 out of 10

Christmas Cheer: 0 out of 10

Overall Rating: 3.5 out of 10

Time Until First Kiss: 1:14:01

I didn't enjoy this one. And I hated that guy. Fuck that character.