Design Takeaways From The Mural Above The Beverage Section At the Shell Station 463 in Union, NJ

1) Cars and drinks don't mix, especially if it's alcohol

2) You shouldn't stretch a photo of a car horizontally any more than 300%

3) The letters of script typefaces (in this case, Bitstream's Brush Script) were meant to touch to emulate handwriting

4) Avoid unnecessary drop shadows when possible

5) Make your mural worthy of spotlights!

Overall design grade: F

Today We Asked A Man With His Head Squeezed Between A Woman's Thighs To Explain How To Stick To Your New Year's Resolutions

First off, in order to make your resolutions... ah...  realistic, there is a greater chance that... huff huff...  you'll keep them... AGH... throughout the year, incorporating... incorporating healthy behavior (ouch!) into your... hah...ah... everyday life. First... AHHGHH... start small- make resolutions you think you can honestly keep... dah ah ah ah ah ah... Take... ah... time to replace unhealthy behaviors... cough cough... with healthy ones.... can't... breathe... *slips into coma*

The ProofrEADJer: Payday Loan Edition

And for the last time, it's spelled SUPREMACISTS.