"The Ultimate Tragedy Is Not the Oppression and Cruelty By the Bad People But the Silence Over That By the Pathmark."

This is my favorite from this round:

Car Door Was Happy

Car Door was happy.

But Tire Inflater Cord was ecstatic.

Oogie Boogie from "Nightmare Before Christmas" was shocked into silence.

Bath Towel gave the crazy eye.

Door Jr. and Door Sr. kept out of it.

Headphones Dog sat in a corner.

And Playground Climbing Wall did its best presidential impression.

Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week of Feb. 15

The following hashtags have not been used on Twitter much this week. Or ever.  Knock yourself out:

#CapriSunimplants

#underusedmemes

#Obamaspazzingout

#kidneystonebling

#kanyewestwisdom

#sarahmichellegellar

#GoldenCorralbreakups

#giantwaxfigureofCaillout

#kiasorrentopussymagnet

#ilovemyupstairsneighbors

#sufferingfromfeeling3rddegreeBerns

#cleaningmyearwithanicepickonthetrain