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Monday, November 27, 2017

Twitter's Least Used Hashtags: Shitty President Edition


Our current president tweets a whole heck of a lot. But he doesn't often use hashtags, and if he did, he would very much NOT use the following hashtags. So go ahead and use them for your own 5am Twitter rants:


#love
#yogaclass
#diplomacy
#sharingcredit
#selfreflection
#Icouldbewrong
#bookoftheweek
#sorrykaepernick
#personalresponsibility
#reachingouttothelessfortunate
#IhavenoideawhatI'mdoingandIshouldstepdownbeforeIcausemoreirreparabledamagetothiscountry


Monday, February 2, 2015

The Puddles of New York City, Identified By Pantone Number, Pt. II


It's not even spring, and the spring colors are already out in Manhattan. Here are four hot new colors to step over on NYC's busy streets:









Thursday, May 17, 2012

Two Fashion Write-Ups In A Week?! You're Too Generous, EADJ.


"Who am I? I'm Batman's cousin Stephanie. I live in Hartford, Connecticut."


Yeah, that's right. I'm taking a photo of your big ass at Ihop. Your big ass overflowing them big jeans like whipped cream over an overfilled mocha shake. That's right. What are you gonna do? Click.



"Captain's log. Stardate 310624.3248140559. As I was examining the integrity of the scaffold-like structures of 43rd Street in Manhattan, I could sense someone following me with a cell phone camera, ready to snap a photo and criticize my Next Generation-like ensemble. I'll bide my time and hit him with a rock around the next corner, like I did the Gorn..."


Commuter math:

Unprepared + downpour + supporting local business + ingenuity = shopping bag hat.



Shopping bag hat, y'all.


Inspiration can come from anywhere. So when designing a layout, it's okay to get as reference whatever is stuck in the bun of your hair.