Today We Asked A Man With His Head Squeezed Between A Woman's Thighs To Explain The Real Estate Trends In Vigo County, Indiana

"The Vigo County area, as well as the Clay and Sullivan County areas, are starting to... Ahh... UGGGH!... become a buyer's market as... GAH... can't breathe... FUCK... new business developments and ... ah... ahh... uh... and... um, lower interest rates... Ah.... ah... have... GUH... in L... LE...LE..." *dies*

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Two Fashion Write-Ups In A Week?! You're Too Generous, EADJ.

"Who am I? I'm Batman's cousin Stephanie. I live in Hartford, Connecticut."

Yeah, that's right. I'm taking a photo of your big ass at Ihop. Your big ass overflowing them big jeans like whipped cream over an overfilled mocha shake. That's right. What are you gonna do? Click.

"Captain's log. Stardate 310624.3248140559. As I was examining the integrity of the scaffold-like structures of 43rd Street in Manhattan, I could sense someone following me with a cell phone camera, ready to snap a photo and criticize my Next Generation-like ensemble. I'll bide my time and hit him with a rock around the next corner, like I did the Gorn..."

Commuter math:

Unprepared + downpour + supporting local business + ingenuity = shopping bag hat.

Shopping bag hat, y'all.

Inspiration can come from anywhere. So when designing a layout, it's okay to get as reference whatever is stuck in the bun of your hair.

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Spotted in Blah Blah Local Paper, a caption that I thought would work in the EADJ ProofrEADJer but wasn't sure:


"Panel commiserating Dr. Martin Luther King Jr."

I'm pretty sure they meant "commemorating." But I guess it sort of works with "commiserating." I mean, "commiserate" means to express or feel sympathy or pity, or to sympathize, so of course that Local Union #269 (or is it #108?) panel could actually have been doing that.

Still, I'm guessing they meant to "commemorate" the late Dr. King. He doesn't need their sympathy or pity. Whatever feelings they have should be commensurate with the stature of their subject.