Twi... I Mean, X's Least Used Hashtags

The cesspool which is now Twitter (formerly X. No, wait. it's now X, formerly Twitter. WHO CARES) wallows in bots and white supremacist garbage and continues to lose users and retain losers. Here now are this week's least used hashtags on the platform:

#StephenMillerfuckboy

#Iapplaudthisdiversecast

#OMGElonissocoolguys

#Imightbewrongsopleasecorrectme

#ItradedmygaudyCybertruckinforasensiblePrius

#racistbutwoulddateminoritiesbecauseI'msolonesome

More Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Watched

Kenan Thompson: (unfunnily) "I'm sorry, say what?"

"Oh Munchie. Are you up to your old tricks again?"

(translated from the French) "I have defeated you with my vulva. Now pick up your clothes and GO!"

"You tickle Benny? Benny cut your femoral artery!"

"Wha... what are you going to do with that rosin and bow, Sister Agatha?"

"This place needs a little more light in the living room. And ONE LESS GHOST in the bedroom."

Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

Even More Unknown Perks of the AMC Stubs Card

Being a member of the AMC Stubs rewards program already has its benefits, but check out these other fabulous bonuses you can get just by signing up today:

• Free admission for Wookiee sidekicks

• $40 off any single Twix bar

• Free potbellied pig rental with any movie

• Free July 1984 copy of Fangoria

• If Alanis Morisette goes down on you in an AMC theatre, we won't say anything

• You get to sit in the handicapped seat even if you're not handicapped, and actual handicapped people who want the seat can't do anything about it

• No outside food allowed, but Stubs members can sneak in booze (as long as they share)

• Free printout of all Limp Bizkit lyrics

• You can pee anywhere (dine-in theaters excluded)

• For any DCEU movie, you can get your money back in advance

More Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Seen

"So why do they call you Armstrong? Is it because of the arm?"

"Oh, hump me like a dachshund, Reginald!"

"Stop! Hitting! Me! I'm! The! Mascot! Idiot!"

"Sorry, but the Coke machine is broken again. But I can sell you a few warm cans of Coke that we have stashed behind the desk. Tell you what- instead of 75¢ each, I'll sell you them for a quarter each for your trouble. Sound good? Great. NOW DIE!!! MUHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA"

"This again? We're naked and stranded?"

"Yep. (yawn)"

"Wow, you're still alive in 2017?"

"I know, right?"

"Do you think anyone will wander into this thinking it's another Avengers movie?"

"Wait, this isn't one? Oh. That explains the piddly paycheck."