Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Seen

"Where is that vase... Ah, screw it. Never mind."

"Oh no! It's right over there but the budget dictates that it's invisible! And now there are three of them!"

"So what did you do this weekend?"

"Not much."

"Hey! Which one of you jurors pooped in the juror box?!"

"They're getting away with the treasure! Let's go!"

"No, I have to get dressed!"

"THERE'S NO TIME FOR THAT. LET'S GO."

Well, Gee.

(pictured above, proof that someone at work is lying on their timesheets)

Joel of all trades. Master of dick.

Joel didn't do much today. Except his whites in the warm cycle. And eat dick. He's eagerly awaiting a phone call from Paramount Studios, who have apparently taken interest in his script about a skinny copywriter who eats dick and cries during "Grey's Anatomy." The working title is called "Atkins Moonshine & Dick." Johnny Depp, Casper Van Dien, and Joel Thomas have already expressed interest.

(pictured above, the rarest of photos: Reception still open at 5:40 pm)