Bergdorf Goodman, Are You Okay?

Spotted in some ad banners for the historic luxury department store (these are real):

My only explanation for this is that Bergdorf Goodman, in order to stay relevant to its wealthy audience, has pivoted to supplying all of their Eyes Wide Shut-style Fidelio parties.

No idea what that green Slimer-from-Ghostbusters-thing-with-a-front-butt is at the top, though.

UAG

The ProofrEADJer: Mid-June Edition

These next two from the non-editor of "DC & Marvel Life":

"HE'VE"? LOL

Celebrating 28 Years of "I Know What You Did Last Summer"

The surprise thriller series "I Know What You Did Last Summer" starring Jennifer, Love, and Hewitt is celebrating 28 years since its first movie's release. Here now is a quick rundown of all the films that followed it:

"I Know What You Did Last Summer" (1997)

"I Still Know What You Did Last Summer" (1998)

"I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer" (2006)

"I Seem To Be A Little Fixated On What You Did Last Summer" (2007)

"Bono What You Did Last Summer" (2008)

"I Know What You Did Last Summer (Celebrity Edition)" TV series (2008-2011)

"I Know What You Did Last Christmas (I Gave You My Heart)" (2010)

"I'm Not Going To Let You Gaslight Me Into Not Remembering What You Did Last Summer" (2012)

"YOU Know What You Did Last Summer" (2014)

"IKWYDLS: The New Generation Of Non-Forgetful, Doomed Witnesses" (2016)

"The Fast and the Know What You Did Last Summerous" (2017)

"I Fucking Know What You Fucking Did Last Fucking Summer" (Unrated) (2018)

"Ah Know What Y'all Done Last Summer, Y'hear?" (2020)

"I Know What You Did Last Summer and Am Willing To Meet You In A Public Place To Settle This Because You Don't Want Your Wife To Find Out About This, Do You?" (2021)

"ChatGPT Knows What You Did Last Summer" (2025)

BTW

His name is not Franken Berry. He's Franken Berry's Monster.

Ain't That a Bitch?

You pay for a nice, expensive pedicure just to get raptured right after.

 

Spotted at Walgreens

Some mixed signals from the big W: