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And Now, Uncle Roberto On How His EADJ Segment Is Different From "Ask A Man With His Head Squeezed Between A Woman's Thighs"

A few EADJ readers have brought up the comment that my advice segment is noticeably similar to the more recent one where a man attempts to answer questions but is stifled by a woman squeezing his head between her thighs. I personally don't see it, but here's what we know after careful consideration:

 • Both segments begin with answering a question about how to do something or what something is

• Both tend to veer off subject for cheap laughs

• The Uncle Roberto segment almost always completes the answer in full, whereas the other one never does

• There is nothing overtly sexual about the Uncle Roberto segment

• Uncle Roberto's photo was taken off a real limo driver's business card. The main photo for the other segment is a screenshot from the SheWrestles.com fetish site.

And speaking of "veering off", one time I was driving to a ski chalet in Telluride, and the road got so slippery, I almost hit a full grown moose! Stay safe, kids.

The ProofrEADJer, Second Week of September Edition

Who will win a rose in the next episode of "The Bagelor"?

You gots ta "CHILLD"

The EADJ Fashion Round-up: Suburban Edition

Heels, socks, coat, bag. dahling, style is everything, even when simply transporting a white hexagon across the street.

Dude's got his game tight. Can't fuck wit this.

At what age is it appropriate to stop wearing a male ponytail? Answer: about 22.

Here now is a quick Fashion Round-up photography course in 3 photos:

Nope. Too far.

Better. But the guy is blocking the girl. Wait a few seconds and...

PERFECT! Great composition, you can see both of their stupid topside hair buns clearly, and we have a bonus of "BUNNY BUDDIES" on the screen behind them! Publish this!