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Digital Marketer Trips Over Their Dick Using AI

Some online ads for a company named Typeset really set a low bar for communication.

First, they tell you that you need to use their services because you can't "crank out" content.

Then just one scroll later, they're offering everything you need to CRANK OUT content.

Well, which is it, Typeset? Did the AI copywriter get conflicting prompts and vomit out your copy both ways? Or is this supposed to confuse people and make them give up, laying the groundwork for a true AI takeover?

The Curious Product Shots of Basement Shelving on Amazon

I was in the market for some sturdy shelving for the basement and looked on Amazon. What I found wasn't so much helpful as it was odd.

Quite a few shelving units had an attractive woman standing next to the shelving unit to assumedly show scale. But these women were dressed for a Vegas bachelorette party or a bitcoin commercial, not for stacking laundry detergent.

I mean, I get it. Maybe most basement shelf purchasers are men. So sure, let's hook them with a gussied up busty blonde and then let their dick make the purchasing decisions. 

I guess the alternative is showing some young dude jumping midair. And now I don't know if the shelving is huge or that guy is tiny as a 4th grader. You can't win!

My Filthy Mind

I swear, when I first saw this soundtrack cover, I wondered who was that lady with her butt in a thong was in the center.

 

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