Celebrities: They're Not Like Us At All!

Now Streaming On the Documentary Channel

Is fiction too fake for you? Then check out these sweet nonfiction-ish documentaries now on the Documentary Channel:

• Slap Fighting: the Private School Sport

• Hollow Earthers: Don't Laugh At Us

• Which Buffet Food Was Spat In?

• The Hoover Dam: A Concrete Fucking Masterpiece

• Cowboy Genitalia & Rodeos

• Aging B-Boys: Poppin, Lockin, and Fracturin''

• My Nuts, Your Eyes

• The First Low Earth Orbital Test of the Apollo I Command and Service Module and How It Proved The Haters Wrong and Shut Them Up Forever

The ProofrEADJer, Second Week of September Edition

Who will win a rose in the next episode of "The Bagelor"?

You gots ta "CHILLD"

Brad For Goodness Sake!

Some assorted nuggets from the desk of Brad Harvey's notebook:

• What's the plural for MILF? MILVES?

• I wonder if two identical twins ever fucked each other.

• Gasoline was probably a bad poultice (SP?) for that baby fox. Rethink.

• Tattoo idea! Chinese infant in a headlock

• Tic Tac still in my pee hole. Next steps?

• Old lady hair. Hilarious! Write a bit about that!

• Can anyone at the park tell I fucked that totem pole?

• Pay Mason to (illegible) for those capoeira (SP?) lessons for Juney

• Apologize to Ryan's Mom about that thing with the thing. Stupid!

• That valet company hasn't called about the job yet. Time to firebomb?

• Why did that German chick have a cock? Do they all? Still, HOT.

• Bowflex: 5 payments left.

• Reminder: STOP MASTURBATING AT THE GOODWILL!!!!

• Dr. Alavar said that wasn't a lump after all. That was a second testicle. So why is my pee cloudy? This could be a Yellow Pages radio script! Still hungry after those chimichangas. What are birds?