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More Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Watched

Kenan Thompson: (unfunnily) "I'm sorry, say what?"

"Oh Munchie. Are you up to your old tricks again?"

(translated from the French) "I have defeated you with my vulva. Now pick up your clothes and GO!"

"You tickle Benny? Benny cut your femoral artery!"

"Wha... what are you going to do with that rosin and bow, Sister Agatha?"

"This place needs a little more light in the living room. And ONE LESS GHOST in the bedroom."

The ProofrEADJer: May Edition

25 Days of Hallmark Movies, Day 12: "Christmas In Evergreen: Letters To Santa"

If the title seems unwieldy to you, it's because it's the second movie about a fictional town called Evergreen. Apparently the response to the first one was so good that they decided to build a whole mythology around the town using the same bit characters from before–like the Marvel Cinematic Universe but with even more MacGuffins and harder to believe leaps of faith.

Teddy Sears from the first movie is not in this new installment, but Ashley Williams had an hour to spare to show up and say some words.

Romance Factor: 4 out of 10

Christmas Cheer: 8 out of 10

Overall Rating: 6 out of 10

Time Until First Kiss: 01:22:09