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Highlights From the Consumer Electronics Show 2022

The Consumer Electronics Show (CES) has just wrapped up in Lake Tahoe, and here are the most noteworthy releases from that event:

• Digital spice rack with Bluetooth-capable printer

• H.R.-approved Zoom filter for co-workers that puts them in a wet t-shirt contest

• 3D printer for crypto currency that allows you to print worthless currency in real space

• Virtual reality Sunglasses Hut that lets you experience how difficult it is to return merchandise

• Android app that emulates your Dad's flip phone, back when he was happy

• Hilarious GIFs of crabs

• A racist blender that doesn't believe in miscegenation

• Digital boarding passes that cancel your flight while you're in midair

WTF, Temu?

We have now entered the David Cronenberg phase of online advertising.

The 2017 NJ Transit Survey Flyer and The Current Administration: A Correlation

So it's no secret that the country sucks now that whatshisname is in office. I guess it's only par for the course now that the survey flyer for the NJ Transit this year sucks just as badly. Check out this turd:

Yes, long gone are our 6 stiffly posed friends from years ago, only to be replaced by a new set of 5 stiffly posed strangers from what looks like a royalty free stock company. Strangely, the only surviving element has always been the "Customer Satisfaction Survey" sunburst.

I'm guessing the orange isn't an accident. The diversity is surprising, though. I'm not even going to dignify this year's entry with a thorough review or pretend backstories for the people in the picture. Because THIS IS ALL STEVE BANNON'S FAULT.

Coming "Soon" To the EADJ Crappinema: Ten Inch Hero

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