The ProofrEADJER, October Edition

This one's a twofer:

 And this one from Tom Weingard:

"Hey look, Nissan has a new car- the Nissan Fronter."

Twitter's Least Used Hash Tags, Week of October 1

Here are this week's most underused Twitter hash tags (feel free to use on your own Tweets):

#diarrhearules

#thesearscatalogfrom1985

#coldplaymakesmecry

#honorkillingstonight

#masturbatingwithacdspindle

#bostonmarketdelicious

#radaroreillyscock

#fingerholes

#pleasedontfollowme

#sexingupmybrother

#borscht

#scottstappfollower

#))<>((

A Couple of Ponderables

 This sign at a Panera Bread baffled me and ruined my meal.

"Built on our fresh baked bread every morning?" What was built on the fresh bread?

Does it say "Fresh baked bread, built on our every morning?" Or does it say "Built on our fresh bread, baked every morning?"

MOTHERFUCK WHAT IS THIS

This was a less puzzling headline on a free tote bag I got from a bookstore, advertising a book I'm pretty sure I'm never going to read. Sorry, S.J.

"Memories define us. So what if you lost yours every time you went to sleep?"

You could either read that second sentence as if it's posing a frightening possibility or as if you don't give a shit if you lost your memories every time you went to sleep.

"So what? Quit your bellyaching."

UAG

Time For Another Parking Calling Card

As documented before, we have been leaving these fine quality, embossed business cards on deserving parkers for the past year or so. This last weekend, we caught a doozy of a space hog in South Orange, New Jersey.

Wow. Look at that truck. Parking his big ass so way over the line into the next space that the back tire is almost completely clear of it.

Crash of the Titan.

So it was with great anticipation that we pulled out the cards from their hallowed space in the glove.

Left one on the Titan's windshield, and away we go!

Contextual Advertising.

Stick In The Hole, Chapter 1

Picture below, some instructional books at Babies R Us show you how to become a parent in one easy step.