Let's Ask The Dashboard Buddies: Should The Congressional Filibuster Be Removed?

Penguin: Shit, I dunno. I'm not exactly a Constitutional scholar. I think changing Congressional procedure feels like cheating, but abuse of the filibuster itself could be considered cheating, too, you know? Shit.

Cow: Who's Filly Buster? Is that a pornstar?

Hippo: This is a complex political issue that requires more thought than a pat answer from a dashboard toy. Shame on you for asking me to make light of the situation. OUR DEMOCRACY IS IN DANGER

A Couple of Ponderables

 This sign at a Panera Bread baffled me and ruined my meal.

"Built on our fresh baked bread every morning?" What was built on the fresh bread?

Does it say "Fresh baked bread, built on our every morning?" Or does it say "Built on our fresh bread, baked every morning?"

MOTHERFUCK WHAT IS THIS

This was a less puzzling headline on a free tote bag I got from a bookstore, advertising a book I'm pretty sure I'm never going to read. Sorry, S.J.

"Memories define us. So what if you lost yours every time you went to sleep?"

You could either read that second sentence as if it's posing a frightening possibility or as if you don't give a shit if you lost your memories every time you went to sleep.

"So what? Quit your bellyaching."