The ProofrEADJer: Special Convenient Edition

Ladies and gentlemen, the hardest word in the English language to spell, according to signs in stores:

Here Are Your Timesheets For The Week of July 3-8

Hi all. Gabe from accounting here.

I know this has been a short week due to the July 4th holiday, but let me entreat you all to fill out your timesheets before leaving today. Even though we had the day off, we still need to bill our clients for the week, and we need YOUR HELP to keep everything straight (unlike me LOL!).

But semi-seriously, please do your timesheets like good employees do. Here are this week's numbers for you:

74746: Waxing and relaxing

71209: Furiously debating Fresh Prince vs. LL Cool J

03994: Saying "dongle" in an English accent

24424: Explaining to others what you mean by "HuffPo"

83232: IM'ing dirty things to your wife

19928: Not choosing your words wisely

63938: Faking your way through an HTML5 conversation

82348: Quoting the Bible to impress chicks

18762: Cleaning your Neti Pot

94724: Burping your consent

55725: Colorcopying your pits

90098: Recalling the lyrics to "Rappin' Rodney"

This Week in Hip Hop Awfulness

BEWARE! A TRUE BEAST ISN'T AFRAID TO WEAR A PHILLY FLYERS HAT IN NYC

If it burns when you pee, visit your local clinic.

Toby hated it when his older brother Randall babysat.

No idea. Leave it as is. It's perfect.

Chief Keef and Gucci Mane continue to slay standards of what good hip hop is.

"Shit, I thought my keys were in my jeans, but maybe they're in the ashtray at home? In my desk drawer at work? Shit!"

Some people are too busy with their fabulous playa lives to put their phone down for a quick photo shoot. Jeez, even Oprah takes a break for a few snapshots, Le$.