Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Netflix This Month

Every so often, Netflix renews or cancels shows and movies based on an algorithm viewer preferences. Here now are all the shows that will be added to Netflix this month:

• I'm A Celebrity! Get Me Out of This Podcast!

• What We Do In the Shadows Is None of Your Business

• Blue Brother (Blue Bloods meets Big Brother)

• The View: Deathmatch

• Extreme Botched: The Headless

Here are the shows and movies that Netflix is removing from their lineup this month:

• Joe Rogan Sleeping

• The Bold and the Marginally Attractive

• America's Got Talent: Unamerican Edition

• Pawn De Replay

• Dahmer: Open To Dating Again

UAG

Some Unfortunate Things You Could Be Wearing While Having Road Rage

If you're going to be behind the wheel and suddenly flip the fuck out over something that happened on the road, here are some items of clothing we hope you don't happen to be wearing at the time:

• "Jesus Loves You" t-shirt
• ball gag
• screen-accurate Scarlett O'Hara cosplay
• your Taco Bell uniform
• "Ask me about refinancing your home today!" button
• a condom (while you're inside your wife)
• diabetes socks and Crocs
• papal vestments
• Paypal vestments
• "Miss Peru" pageant sash
• your Kennedy Honors Award Ribbons
• the macaw on your shoulder who repeats everything you say
• tar and feathers
• the look of love
• your dashing Mariachi band outfit, complete with rhinestoned sombrero, rhinestoned guitar and rhinestoned saddle for your burro (who is being towed in the trailer behind you)
• a name tag that says "Stan Lee," because you're Stan Lee

Junk 'n Donuts

On a dare from a reader, I agreed to order from that little cart near work that stores donuts at cock-level. If that makes you question this writer's maturity, maybe you shouldn't be reading a blog named "Eat A Dick Joel," smartypants.




Overall, not a harrowing experience, but not a pleasant one either. But at $1 a donut, it's way, way cheaper than ever ordering from that place across the street, Pret A Manger. *shudder*

Let's Open the EADJ Mail Sack To Get Our Minds Off the Fact That An Unnamed Organization Made Us Take Down a Really Funny Project Entry!

Submitted by Tom Weingard, an almost-winning EADJ sweepstakes entry: