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EADJ Was Brought To You Today By MyPillow®

Feeling tired? Like you haven't had enough sleep because of a flat uncomfortable pillow? Introducing the MyPillow®, a revolutionary new pillow that uses a patented medical fill that stays cool, conforms to your exact individual needs and also happens to have been put behind the balls of Mike Lindell, the company's inventor, manufacturer and president.

Thousands of people every night sleep with their arm under their head, flip-flop from side to side, and constantly have to flip their regular pillow throughout the night, causing hours of unhealthy, interrupted sleep. But thanks to the adapting contour of the MyPillow®, your neck, vertebrae, and head are all comfortably supported. Also supported by these pillows are Mike Lindell's two balls, which we guarantee have rested on each and every pillow for a minimum of 40 seconds.

A lot of people may ask, why the MyPillow®? What's the difference? Why can't I just buy another brand support pillow? Well, these other pillows may certainly look and feel similar, but only the MyPillow® has the Lindell Ballsack Guarantee™ which presents you with a notarized certificate that your pillow has been personally placed under Mike Lindell's ballbag for a full 40 seconds. In fact, if you are not absolutely thrilled with the good night's rest you receive from your new MyPillow® or have any doubts that your pillow has been firmly tucked behind the scrotum of Mike Lindell, just send the pillow back within 60 days and we'll refund your money in full!

But don't just take our word for it, hear what these satisfied customers have to say:

So order your MyPillow® today and reap all the benefits of having a soft but firm set of balls sit on a pillow where you will rest your head for at least 7 hours a night. Smell the difference tonight!

Ooga Booga Racist Appliances!

Welcome To My World.

An IM from J'Net, which reminded me of a certain scene in "Lost In Translation:"

Dumb YouTube Comment O' The Fortnight!

From V Cakes' homemade "PopLockAndDropIt" video, a comment by a MissAyari:

"yo V i got the same duvet on my bed lol"

Smecial Dreams Entry!

We aksed a few people what were their dreams lately (all photos were stolen from their Facebook pages):

"I've been dreaming like crazy this week, but having trouble remembering them. I remember on Wednesday I dreamt I was lying in bed and kept looking at my clock and no matter when I looked it said 5AM. I'd close my eyes and go back to sleep, only to wake up and see it was still 5AM. I knew it was over when my alarm actually went off and I woke up for real and it said 6AM."

-Larry K



"Nothing I can share that's rated for the www."

-Kelly M




"I had a dream last night that my friend Kegan and I traveled to Kansas City for some odd reason. We went and saw a movie, got out and saw that the Mariners/Royals game was still going on--it was in extra innings. So we went to the game and got to sit in the middle of left field--actually on the field--to watch the rest. I believe the game went eighteen innings. Then we went to bed and had to fly out the next day. Kegan missed his alarm and didn't move the car, somehow costing us $500 dollars in parking tickets. I woke without making it to the airport in time."

-Andrew

"I had a dream that I fell in love with the woman with 14 babies."

-Jeff D