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Let's Ask The Dashboard Buddies: Should The Congressional Filibuster Be Removed?

Penguin: Shit, I dunno. I'm not exactly a Constitutional scholar. I think changing Congressional procedure feels like cheating, but abuse of the filibuster itself could be considered cheating, too, you know? Shit.

Cow: Who's Filly Buster? Is that a pornstar?

Hippo: This is a complex political issue that requires more thought than a pat answer from a dashboard toy. Shame on you for asking me to make light of the situation. OUR DEMOCRACY IS IN DANGER

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It's Somehow Time Once Again To Play "Which Can, Erickson?"

Match the unknown toilets above with their respective location below, indicated by noble gas:

HELIUM: Broadway Comedy Club, NYC

NEON: Purple Parrot Grill, Rehoboth Beach, Delaware

ARGON: Holy Cross Hospital, Silver Spring, MD

KRYPTON: Pavilion Arcade, Point Pleasant, NJ

XENON: The Green Mill, Chicago

RADON: Legoland, Detroit

Did you know? Noble gases have a full outer electron shell which makes these elements non-reactive.

Answers will appear tomorrow!

The ProofrEADJer, Last-Holiday-Shopping Edition

Day Five Of EADJ's Partnership With The Foundation For A Better Life

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